Joke

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. ,
you know...Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent,Ecologist''

The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y .,
you know...Double Income, No Kids Yet"

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B.,
you know...Rich, Urban, Biker"

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O.,
you know...Double Income, Little Dog Owner''

They turn to the woman and ask her,''What are you?''
She replies: "I'm a WIFE,
you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc''